Fart Fetish Phone Sex

Fart Fetish Phone Sex

This stinky fetish blog is going to make me giggle my panties off! Are you one of those men who secretly adores fart fetish phone sex? Are you also the kind of pervert who enjoys watching, hearing, and smelling a girls farts? Look, everyone passes gas but for some people its a huge turn on. I am clearly amused by this! As a classy, pinup, princess men are always shocked that I fluff. I guess if you look little stuck up and prissy men think you aren’t capable of letting a toot loose in their company. Well, I am here to say, not only do I do it with my boyfriend around, I enjoy it! I even go as far as delicately lifting my right ass cheek to do it, ha! I will often say “oopsie” right afterwards and giggle like a fiend.

Does that give you a boner? If it does then we should have a gassy fart fetish phone sex fantasy call together! We can role-play that I am your hot girlfriend and one night, while watching our fave show on Netflix, I let a hot gassy fart rip. Are you in extreme shock? Are you going to try hide your hard-on under a couch cushion? I bet you going to give yourself away as your nostril twitch? I know you are trying to smell it. Its only natural. We all do it. They say we like our own brand the best. I have to say that’s true! I can guarantee I am not excited about you tooting, mister! Yuck. I know that’s not fair but I don’t care. Princess’ fart glitter! You guys, not so much, ha!

Some of you fart fetish phone sex enthusiasts like to get extra nasty. I am already aware that some of you are going to sniff the couch seat after I get up. Some of you are going to beg to sniff my butt fluff right through my panties! Oh yes, Princess Smelly Panties is aware that some of you girl fluff freaks want to enjoy my warm gas right through my panties or from right between my butt cheeks. Everyone wants to smell my rosebud. I am super down with kinky ass worship too so if that’s your thing don’t hesitate to confess it to me. We can even have a sensual bubble bath together and you can request that I blow bubbles in the tub. Now, I am giggling again.

Panty Fetish Phone Sex

Where did my panties go again? I swear they keep going missing and its driving this panty fetish phone sex tease batty! I just know its one of the college perverts on this campus but which one? There are so many fuck boys and horny professors lurking about that its getting harder to tell. I am a clever student teacher, though so they won’t be able to keep their dirty laundry hamper tricks to themselves.

All I need to do is look at the security footage and find out who has been sneaking my dirty panties out of the laundry room. Aha! Professor nasty! Everyone knows about professor nasty. He is a real treat to cock tease because he actually drools when I strut my hot ass by. You can see him literally fucking you with his horny old eyes. I am surprised he doesn’t stamp his foot and wolf whistle when he does, ha!

I am off to find the panty thief now! He won’t be able to escape me, this time. There is a light on in his office. I bet his ass is in there pumping his meat while he sniffs the crotch of my thongs! Dirty old man! I am going to teach that panty sniffer a lesson right here in his office. I bet he wasn’t smart enough to lock his door. All that blood rushing down to his pecker makes a male professor super dumb. Wait till I share with all my hot my sexy friends that I caught this panty masturbator. I will even have pictures to prove it as a hot panty fetish phone sex princess never forgets her phone. Am I right? Maybe, I will make him my ass sniffing slave, hmm? Since he seems to like sniffing a lot.

Hey pervert, how’s it hanging? Aw, don’t try and hide that boner and my panties from me. I am on to you, bad boy and if you don’t give this bratty femdom what she wants I will tell everyone on you. Can you imagine the giggles and looks you would get from everyone on campus if they knew what a panty fetish phone sex pervert you are? This princess is no fool. Horny professors and college boys have been salivating over me all semester. Wipe your chin and get on all fours. Now, I want you to imagine that you are my bitch. Oh yes, I do plan to show you just how a younger woman dominates an older man. No longer will you give me hard time, stroker pet. From now on you will worship this foxy princess.

You can start by sniffing my ass. No licking! Just sniffing. Did you enjoy sniffing my thong? I have one helluva hot young pussy and juicy ass, huh? I guess a pervert, like you, knows you don’t deserve to fuck a fine filly, like me. The closest you would ever get to this hot piece of ass is by fantasizing while you lick my dirty panties, ha. That is so embarrassing but so is being made to sniff my asshole. Get your face right between the cheeks. Yeah, that’s it. Inhale that yummy scent!

Are you touching that cock on this panty fetish phone sex call???? I didn’t give you permission to do that! I might have a cute voice and a sweet giggle but that doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want! This domme is going to have to deny you your orgasm. That’s right. You will make a better pet if those balls are blue and your dick feels like it wants to explode. Lets take those nasty panties and put them inside your mouth to keep you quiet and I will use my stockings to tie your hands up behind your back. That’s better.

Now I can masturbate my hot, pink, pussy right in front of you. Don’t worry. From time to time I am going to tease your hard cock with my sexy feet and rub my pussy juice under your nose. I mean you love the scent so much right? I won’t let you touch yourself or cum, though. You cant behave in a manner that is appropriate on college property so I guess I will have to teach you to be a good panty fetish phone sex slave. This bitchy, hot, brat doesn’t like when men take advantage of her sexy undies collection.

Call this Princess now and get ready to smell the sexiest ass on earth!