Fart Fetish Phone Sex

Fart Fetish Phone Sex

This stinky fetish blog is going to make me giggle my panties off! Are you one of those men who secretly adores fart fetish phone sex? Are you also the kind of pervert who enjoys watching, hearing, and smelling a girls farts? Look, everyone passes gas but for some people its a huge turn on. I am clearly amused by this! As a classy, pinup, princess men are always shocked that I fluff. I guess if you look little stuck up and prissy men think you aren’t capable of letting a toot loose in their company. Well, I am here to say, not only do I do it with my boyfriend around, I enjoy it! I even go as far as delicately lifting my right ass cheek to do it, ha! I will often say “oopsie” right afterwards and giggle like a fiend.

Does that give you a boner? If it does then we should have a gassy fart fantasy call together! We can role-play that I am your hot girlfriend and one night, while watching our fave show on Netflix, I let a hot gassy fart rip. Are you in extreme shock? Are you going to try hide your hard-on under a couch cushion? I bet you going to give yourself away as your nostril twitch? I know you are trying to smell it. Its only natural. We all do it. They say we like our own brand the best. I have to say that’s true! I can guarantee I am not excited about you tooting, mister! Yuck. I know that’s not fair but I don’t care. Princess’ fart glitter! You guys, not so much, ha!

Some of you fart fetish phone sex enthusiasts like to get extra nasty. I am already aware that some of you are going to sniff the couch seat after I get up. Some of you are going to beg to sniff my butt fluff right through my panties! Oh yes, Princess Smelly panties is aware that some of you girl fluff freaks want to enjoy my warm gas right through my panties or from right between my butt cheeks. Everyone wants to smell my rosebud. I am super down with kinky ass worship too so if that’s your thing don’t hesitate to confess it to me. We can even have a sensual bubble bath together and you can request that I blow bubbles in the tub. Now, I am giggling again.

Hair Fetish Phone Sex

hair fetish phone sex

Today I would like to talk about hair fetish phone sex. One of my best girlfriends was telling me how jealous she was of my shiny, soft, locks. I was flattered to pieces. It got me to thinking about how kinky and playful I am in the bedroom with my fantasy boyfriends. In real life I have indulged a man in his obsession with my mane. I also like cock teasing guys when my hair is the main attraction. There are 2 styles I do really well. The first one is the sensual and maybe a pinch kinky. Let this vixen explain.

Some guys love the idea of messing up their girlfriend’s locks. I’m going to become sexually undone when you curl your fist into my luscious mane! I love a man who can be sensually dominant. It makes me inner cum-slut come out to play. I get super wet when my man tells me in a deep, sexy, voice to get on my knees and suck his cock. This minx wants to be his kinky sex kitten when he talks dirty to me. I truly am the perfect tease!

This fantasy girlfriend want’s to stroke your shaft so bad! I am going to drool all over your dick and kiss your fat cock-head with my glossy, red, mouth. I want you breathing heavily and messing up my perfect locks as you removes any pins or clips. You will massage my scalp and run your fingers through my hair until neither one of us can take it anymore! At that point I want you to command me to wrap my locks around your big cock. That’s right, boys. I love to wrap my silky mane around your huge dicks and jerk you off. This dirty Rapunzel has a cum fetish and I love feeling your sticky baby goo shooting all over my up-turned face and and on my shiny hair.

Of course, there are men who enjoy sensual domination and tease and denial. I make the perfect Princess! You will run my bath and then wash my hair till its squeaky clean! Once that is done you will towel me off and rub my body with sweet smelling lotion. Don’t even begin to think I am a push over who is going to let you touch that cock while taking care of your sensual princess. That cock is going into a cock cage till I am good and ready to let it out.

 I want to sit at my vanity and have you brush my locks till they shine! Make me purr, pet! I’m going to touch myself while you worship my gorgeous mane of dark, thick, hair. Imagine my locks tickling your belly as I lean back and rub my clit. So silky smooth, isn’t it? You love to smell my locks and rub my hair on your skin and I totally get you, darling! People who don’t enjoy hair worship can’t understand how erogenous and pleasurable the fetish is.

Sometimes, I allow my pussy hair to grow in. Hmmm, that piqued your interest, didn’t it? I may let you smell my dank, furry, pussy if you earn it. Would you like to be made to smell my sweet pussy? Of course you would! Its as close as you will get to it, unless you fit into the first hair fetish phone sex style I talked about in the upper paragraph of this blog. If you fit into that kinky role play then you could even stick your hard cock into my fuzzy snatch and make me moan in delight! We could make our own vintage porn and get dirty! This is the kind of fantasy this hot girlfriend is known for! I love that old retro porn with hairy pussy as far as the eye can see.

Panty Fetish Phone Sex

panty fetish phone sex

Where did my panties go again? I swear they keep going missing and its driving this panty fetish phone sex tease batty! I just know its one of the college perverts on this campus but which one? There are so many fuck boys and horny professors lurking about that its getting harder to tell. I am a clever student teacher, though so they won’t be able to keep their dirty laundry hamper tricks to themselves.

All I need to do is look at the security footage and find out who has been sneaking my dirty panties out of the laundry room. Aha! Professor nasty! Everyone knows about professor nasty. He is a real treat to cock tease because he actually drools when I strut my hot ass by. You can see him literally fucking you with his horny old eyes. I am surprised he doesn’t stamp his foot and wolf whistle when he does, ha!

I am off to find the panty thief now! He won’t be able to escape me, this time. There is a light on in his office. I bet his ass is in there pumping his meat while he sniffs the crotch of my thongs! Dirty old man! I am going to teach that panty sniffer a lesson right here in his office. I bet he wasn’t smart enough to lock his door. All that blood rushing down to his pecker makes a male professor super dumb. Wait till I share with all my hot my sexy friends that I caught this panty masturbator. I will even have pictures to prove it as a clever princess never forgets her phone. Am I right? Maybe, I will make him my ass sniffing slave, hmm? Since he seems to like sniffing a lot.

Panty Fetish Phone Sex Addicts Love to Smell Dirty Panties

Hey sniffing pervert, how’s it hanging? Aw, don’t try and hide that boner and my panties from me. I am on to you, bad boy and if you don’t give this bratty femdom what she wants I will tell everyone on you. Can you imagine the giggles and looks you would get from everyone on campus if they knew what a panty fetish phone sex pervert you are? This princess is no fool. Horny professors and college boys have been salivating over me all semester. Wipe your chin and get on all fours. Now, I want you to imagine that you are my bitch. Oh yes, I do plan to show you just how a younger woman dominates an older man. No longer will you give me hard time, stroker pet. From now on you will worship this foxy princess.

You can start by sniffing my ass. No licking! Just sniffing. Did you enjoy sniffing my thong? I have one helluva hot young pussy and juicy ass, huh? I guess a pervert, like you, knows you don’t deserve to fuck a fine filly, like me. The closest you would ever get to this hot piece of ass is by fantasizing while you lick my dirty panties, ha. That is so embarrassing but so is being made to sniff my asshole. Get your face right between the cheeks. Yeah, that’s it. Inhale that yummy scent!

You knew Tease and Denial Was Coming your Way!

Are you touching that cock right now???? I didn’t give you permission to do that! I might have a sexy voice and a sweet giggle but that doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want! This domme is going to have to deny you your orgasm. That’s right. You will make a better pet if those balls are blue and your dick feels like it wants to explode. Lets take those nasty panties and put them inside your mouth to keep you quiet and I will use my stockings to tie your hands up behind your back. That’s better.

Now I can masturbate my hot, pink, pussy right in front of you. Don’t worry. From time to time I am going to tease your hard cock with my sexy feet and rub my pussy juice under your nose. I mean you love the scent so much right? I won’t let you touch yourself or cum, though. You cant behave in a manner that is appropriate on college property so I guess I will have to teach you to be a good panty fetish phone sex slave. This bitchy, hot, brat doesn’t like when men take advantage of her sexy undies collection.

Call this Princess now and get ready to smell the sexiest ass on earth!

Foot Fetish Phone Sex

foot fetish phone sex

I am a kinky fetish diva, and before you go thinking, “sure you are” let me confess I adore foot fetish phone sex!  Secondly, I love giving foot jobs. Look at those pretty feet! I also love cum but I like it on my body best. You could cum on my perky tits, feet, belly etc…and I would be a happy minx Now, I do have some more preferences. I like lots of splooge. This means you should be able to jerk off several rounds of milky white jizz. I also love it when it actually squirts out. Dribbling doesn’t have the same exciting visual effect for me. I want to see it jettison out the head of your dick and splatter on my pink toes. That’s a total turn on!!

There is this professor here on campus. He has a reputation for being quite the pussy hound but I know a little secret about him. I guess since this is anonymous fantasy-land I can share it with you. He loves my pretty feet! I discovered his female foot addiction quite by accident. One day, we were alone in his office and I had just gotten a new pair of heels. While we were talking I slipped one off to rub my arches and toes. Look, new shoes are a bitch to break in okay so stop thinking, “wow that Lola sure is a cock tease”.

I wasn’t doing it to give him a boner. Of course, as soon as I noticed him stealing glances at my sexy, pink, soles I knew he was getting turned on! It was then this cum fetish addict started flirting with him and asking him if he wanted to give a foot massage and the like. He actually stuttered and blushed but he offered to rub my instep and toes and who am I to deny a guy the chance to touch this hot fox? You cant fault me for taking advantage.

He pulled out his cock and tried to get me to open my legs. I wagged my cute finger at him and said, no. I told him that if he worshiped my feet I would give him a foot job while I fingered myself. He looked disappointed in my fantasy idea until I parted my legs and put my fingers on my panty-less pussy. Yes, I go commando in short skirts, so what? I am a total brat too and I like being a bitchy cock tease. It turns me on.

Once he saw my fingers delving into my pink slit he decided to let me work my foot job magic on him. Some men get real easy to manipulate when they watch a girl finger herself. They love watching a confident honey play with her pussy in such a bold fashion. Let me tell you, though, he had no idea how kinky I was with my feet. I played with his balls with my toes, I use my arches to jerk him off and all he had to do was fulfill my cum fetish. I was truly hoping he was full of cum and ready to go off like a fire hose.

Now, I must tell you this minx has a reputation for being a kinky foot fetish phone sex girl. Why am I telling you this? Well, as I watched his cock erupt all over the tops of feet and between my toes I myself orgasmed! It was then that I brought my left foot up to my mouth and gave it a long lick. Well, why would you waste that tasty cream? Cant think of a good reason to do that. Part of loving splooge is the freaky desire to taste it. I thought that was a given?

Cross Dresser Phone Sex

This sexy nerdy girl loves cross dresser phone sex callers! I won’t judge you, my fabulous dahling! You might only cross dress occasionally. Or, you might under-dress when you are in public to keep that sensual arousal going between sessions. Under dressers are gleefully fun to play with! I love to dress you up under your boring male clothing and send you to work or shopping, or whatever it is you do when you aren’t being my full fledged glamour doll. We both know it will be an extra swish in your step, right sweethearts?

I love dress up and having others to dress up is exciting to me. I love dolls, and now I can have real life dolls to play games with. You won’t have to worry about the same boring ole cliche. You know what your princess means. It’s always fishnets and slutty stripper shoes, isn’t it? There is nothing wrong with that if it’s your thing. I won’t judge, baby but what ever happened to true glamour? Sexy gloves, corsets, silk stockings, garters. and lots of bling! Remember those vintage actresses of years gone by? They had glam down to a tee! I can picture you now with a cigarette holder, dangling one sexy high heel off your stocking covered toe, batting your eyelashes at me. My personal cupcake creation! Va va va voom!

lets indulge in play cross dresser phone sex and feminization games.

When you call this glamour puss you are going to have a tremendous amount of dress up fun! We can even have a freaky fantasy involving you growing big boobs or a perfect pink vagina. Anything is possible. I want to be creative with you and like Doctor Frankenstein I want to create the perfect feminzation play toy. What do you dream about when you feel those silky panties tighten with your erection? Call and share those intimate thoughts with me. My line is a safe place to indulge your fetishes. Call this Princess today!