Fart Fetish Phone Sex

Fart Fetish Phone Sex

This stinky fetish blog is going to make me giggle my panties off! Are you one of those men who secretly adores fart fetish phone sex? Are you also the kind of pervert who enjoys watching, hearing, and smelling a girls farts? Look, everyone passes gas but for some people its a huge turn on. I am clearly amused by this! As a classy, pinup, princess men are always shocked that I fluff. I guess if you look little stuck up and prissy men think you aren’t capable of letting a toot loose in their company. Well, I am here to say, not only do I do it with my boyfriend around, I enjoy it! I even go as far as delicately lifting my right ass cheek to do it, ha! I will often say “oopsie” right afterwards and giggle like a fiend.

Does that give you a boner? If it does then we should have a gassy fart fantasy call together! We can role-play that I am your hot girlfriend and one night, while watching our fave show on Netflix, I let a hot gassy fart rip. Are you in extreme shock? Are you going to try hide your hard-on under a couch cushion? I bet you going to give yourself away as your nostril twitch? I know you are trying to smell it. Its only natural. We all do it. They say we like our own brand the best. I have to say that’s true! I can guarantee I am not excited about you tooting, mister! Yuck. I know that’s not fair but I don’t care. Princess’ fart glitter! You guys, not so much, ha!

Some of you fart fetish phone sex enthusiasts like to get extra nasty. I am already aware that some of you are going to sniff the couch seat after I get up. Some of you are going to beg to sniff my butt fluff right through my panties! Oh yes, Princess Smelly panties is aware that some of you girl fluff freaks want to enjoy my warm gas right through my panties or from right between my butt cheeks. Everyone wants to smell my rosebud. I am super down with kinky ass worship too so if that’s your thing don’t hesitate to confess it to me. We can even have a sensual bubble bath together and you can request that I blow bubbles in the tub. Now, I am giggling again.