Fart Fetish Phone Sex

This bizarre fetish blog is going to make me giggle my panties off! Are you one of those men who secretly adores fart fetish phone sex? Are you also the kind of pervert who enjoys watching, hearing, and smelling a girls farts? Look, everyone passes gas but for some people its a huge turn on. I am clearly amused by this! As a classy, pinup, princess men are always shocked that I fluff. I guess if you look little stuck up and prissy men think you aren’t capable of letting a toot loose in their company. Well, I am here to say, not only do I do it with my boyfriend around, I enjoy it! I even go as far as delicately lifting my right ass cheek to do it, ha! I will often say “oopsie” right afterwards and giggle like a fiend.

Does that give you a boner? If it does then we should have a gassy fart fetish phone sex fantasy call together! We can role-play that I am your hot girlfriend and one night, while watching our fave show on Netflix, I let a hot gassy fart rip. Are you in extreme shock? Are you going to try hide your hard-on under a couch cushion? I bet you going to give yourself away as your nostril twitch? I know you are trying to smell it. Its only natural. We all do it. They say we like our own brand the best. I have to say that’s true! I can guarantee I am not excited about you tooting, mister! Yuck. I know that’s not fair but I don’t care. Women fart glitter! You guys, not so much, ha!

Some of you fart fetish phone sex enthusiasts like to get extra nasty. I am already aware that some of you are going to sniff the couch seat after I get up. Some of you are going to beg to sniff my butt fluff right through my panties! Oh yes, Princess Lola is aware that some of you girl fluff freaks want to enjoy my warm gas right through my panties or from right between my butt cheeks. Everyone wants to smell my rosebud. I am super down with kinky ass worship too so if that’s your thing don’t hesitate to confess it to me. We can even have a sensual bubble bath together and you can request that I blow bubbles in the tub. Now, I am giggling again.

Bi Curious Phone Sex

Sometimes I get some nasty ideas that titillate my pussy lips something fierce. One of those ideas is bi curious phone sex. Ok, so I am this sweet  GFE minx, Lola, but I do have a kinky secret side. Have you ever dreamed about your girlfriend sharing a cock with you? For real, have you? Are you, in your fantasy land, cock curious? I sure do hope so, and I have always wanted to teach a boyfriend who was into it, how to suck cock.

Some kinky open-minded couples actually talk about swinging etc., and then do it, but it doesn’t have to be real for you and I. I am just a fantasy GFE girlfriend and you are just a fantasy boyfriend. But, we can definitely explore this kinky, sometimes considered taboo, threesome fantasy together in a safe environment. This sweet vixen won’t ever judge you, baby. I am actually turned on by guy on guy porn!

Ok, so now that we got that all out of the way let’s talk about dick sucking 101. I am so good at blowing men, just wanted to put that out there. Taking my time I tease with my tongue, and I enthusiastically play with his precum. I like to stroke that thick shaft and lick and nibble on that big shroom head. This naughty size queen is  not afraid to be un-lady-like and drool over that meat till my face is sticky.

 I also love talking dirty during a bi curious phone sex BJ too. You have to know if anyone was going to teach you how to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch it would be this size queen. I love to tutor dirty men in the art of being nasty. Imagine yourself on your knees with me beside you, coaching you to touch it and take deep into your throat, all while I finger myself. Do I ever get hot and bothered licking that cock with you, and then French kissing you at the tip of his dick.

Now, sometimes a guy will want his kinky GFE vixen to lay down and take that freshly sucked meat deep in her pussy. Did I mention that sometimes I like to let my pubic hair grow in? I sure do, and I find having a fur pie sexy, sometimes. Keeping it nicely trimmed and neat I know seeing a fat cock sliding in and out of my furry pussy will drive my sweet cuckolded boyfriend crazy! This kinky cum fetish minx might even let him take it out and lick my juices off it before he slides it back in. How’s that for kinky bi curious phone sex? Can you imagine the massive orgasm I would have?

Oh baby, I am such a bi curious phone sex size queen. If we have a threesome let’s make sure he has a large dick or even a BBC?!? I would love a big black cock in my hairy pussy! But, I would also love for you to suck a big black schlong in this dirty threesome fantasy call. It would be so exciting! Interracial fantasy play rocks my socks off! I know for some people that is still very taboo, but if we could have a dark skinned, handsome man to play with I would go out of my mind!

If you want to get super nasty let’s do it, k? Would you prefer if I was more dominant and insisted you suck it all by yourself? Would you like some hot verbal small penis humiliation about being my bi curious phone sex fuck-toy? Yummy, let’s let my inner mistress come out and let some bitchy steam off. I am definitely ok with that, and I will also insist you suck that BBC till it explodes in your mouth. A good cum craving blow job queen finishes the job properly. I might even put some red lipstick on your mouth and lock your cock up in chastity. 😉

Hair Fetish Phone Sex with a Kinky GFE Tease

My name is Lola, and I would talk a little about hair fetish phone sex play. One of my sexy girlfriends was just telling me today how jealous she was of my shiny, soft, locks. I was flattered to pieces. It got me to thinking about how kinky and playful I am in the bedroom with my fantasy boyfriends. In real life I have indulged a man in his obsession with my mane. I also like cock teasing guys when my hair is the main attraction. There are 2 styles I do really well. The first one is the sensual and maybe a pinch kinky. Let this GFE princess explain.

Some guys love the idea of messing up their girlfriend’s hair. I’m going to become sexually undone when you curl your fist into my luscious mane! I love a man who can be sensually dominant. It makes me inner cum-slut come out to play. I get super wet when my man tells me in a deep, sexy, voice to get on my knees and suck his cock. I want to be his kinky sex kitten when he talks dirty to me. I’m the perfect, kinky hair fetish phone sex tease!

This sweet princess want’s to stroke your shaft so bad! I am going to drool all over your dick and kiss your fat cock-head with my glossy, red, mouth. I want you breathing heavily and messing up my perfect locks as you removes any pins or clips. You will massage my scalp and run your fingers through my hair until neither one of us can take it anymore! At that point I want you to command me to wrap my locks around your big cock. That’s right, boys. I love to wrap my silky mane around your huge dicks and jerk you off. This kinky kitten has a kinky cum fetish and I love feeling your sticky baby goo shooting all over my up-turned face and and on my shiny hair.

Of course, there are men who enjoy sensual domination and tease and denial with their sexy GF. I make the perfect, playful, hair fetish phone sex goddess! You will run my bath and then wash my hair till its squeaky clean! Once that is done you will towel me off and rub my body with sweet smelling lotion. Don’t even begin to think I am a push over who is going to let you touch that cock while taking care of your sensual mistress. That cock is going into a cock cage till I am good and ready to let it out.

 I want to sit at my vanity and have you brush my locks till they shine! Make me purr, slave! I’m going to touch myself while you worship my gorgeous mane of dark, silky, hair. Imagine my hair tickling your belly as I lean back and rub my clit. So silky smooth, isn’t it? You love to smell my locks and rub my hair on your skin and I totally get you, darling! People who don’t enjoy hair fetish phone sex can’t understand how erogenous and pleasurable the fetish is.

Don’t worry, I won’t stop there with the teasing. Most hair worship slaves also have an addiction for female feet and sexy stockings. You will be permitted to sit on the bed and watch me slowly dress, darlings.  I’m going to slide a silk stocking up over my pudgy pink toes, delicate foot, and all the way up my curvacious gam! I love to put on a show for my voyeuristic boy-toys. I may also let you stroke at that point, but you had better not cum! There will be orgasm denial punishments for you in the future if you do, naughty boys. You can’t cum until I am a fully pleased! When I am ready for you to spray your cum I want it on my sexy feet after an erotic foot job. Now that’s a true reward, right?

Sometimes, I allow my pussy hair to grow in. Hmmm, that piqued your interest, didnt it? I may let you smell my dank, furry, pussy if you earn it. Would you like to be made to smell my sweet pussy? Of course you would! Its as close as you will get to it, unless you fit into the first hair fetish phone sex style I talked about in the upper paragraph of this blog. If you fit into that kinky roleplay then you could even stick your hard cock into my fuzzy snatch and make me moan in delight! We could make our own vintage porn and get dirty! This is the kind of GFE hair fetish phone sex fantasy this hot girlfriend is known for! I love that old retro porn with hairy pussy as far as the eye can see.